I'm Susan, college life makes me need Tumblr. So here I am.

(Source: spermbanker)

You must write immediately and do all you can to console me in it, make it rich as a draft of poppies to intoxicate me, write the softest words and kiss them that I may at least touch my lips where yours have been.

(Source: cinyma)

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

tankenabard:

kmckayhi:

Corny jokes will be the death of me

"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"

sunflowury:

​CONSERVATIVES LICK MY HEEL

sunflowury:

​CONSERVATIVES LICK MY HEEL

(Source: chabeonsky)

When you meet someone equally as weird as you

livesstillposed:

sodamnrelatable:

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I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

(Source: urbanendling)

deanwinchassterr:

"so have you decided what you’re gonna do in the future?"

me:

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shieldmaidenofsherwood:

darkarcherprince:

shieldmaidenofsherwood:

how to be seductive:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

how to be evil:

  • head tilt
  • hooded eyes
  • raised eyebrow
  • little smirk

do you see the problem

http://media.tumblr.com/efcb2bf88426110bd076a8d4e7deb536/tumblr_inline_mu7w38IYFl1qf1wgx.gif

This might win for favorite addition to my post.

tkyle:

A heckler threw her shoe at Hillary Clinton during her talk in Vegas.

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

castieltheangelofthursgay:

every frame of this is gold

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

castieltheangelofthursgay:

every frame of this is gold

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(Source: deansdarlin)

helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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